Today is City skipper Grant Holt’s 30th birthday, which in the world of Twitter can only mean one thing – the return of #grantholtfacts.
If you are unfamiliar with Grant Holt facts, think Chuck Norris facts – only actual bona fide facts. If you’re unfamiliar with Twitter, then it really is time you got with the program (that’s what the kids say, right?).
Holt is once again trending, and here for yor pleasure are our ten favourite #grantholtfacts, courtesy of Twitter:
– Grant Holt was trending before twitter existed (bussey99).
– Revenge is a dish best served by Grant Holt (TerriWestgate).
– The goalposts at Carrow Road are crafted from bones Grant Holt no longer wants or needs (rotterdammerung).
– Grant Holt gets gets blood out of a stone (Ian_M1).
– If there’s something strange in the neighbourhood, the Ghostbusters call Grant Holt (letsbehavinyou).
– Holt invented black. Actually he invented the whole spectrum of light. Except pink. Jermaine Beckford invented pink (thesillyidiot).
– Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas (nealspinks).
– Grant Holt can go into Burger King and order a Big Mac (Trfcpaddy).
– Frank Sinatra did it Grant Holt’s way (stukulele).
– Grant Holt isn’t 30, 30 is Grant Holt (CanaryAlex97).
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